Petition Let's end all e-petitions

It's time to put a stop to all e-petitions, There's petitions for literally everything now, it's gone too far, I realise that by getting up a petition to end petitions could be perceived as slightly ironic but as a musician I've played many 'anti benefit gig' benefit gigs and found it a very effective form of protest so come on citizens, let's put a stop to this nonsense once and for all, I need 100,000 names before the government are obliged to assess my petition's validity so please, spare a moment and sign up, with the hope in your heart that you'll never be urged to sign anything else, ever again.